I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
