Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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