Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
