I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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