i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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