I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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