You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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