Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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