My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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