I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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