I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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