I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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