Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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