I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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