I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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