he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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