So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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