It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
