i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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