This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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