sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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