Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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