Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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