i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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