as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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