i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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