my mouth tastes like poor choices
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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