I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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