Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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