Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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