question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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