I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
is that a dick in a sweater?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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