And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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