i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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