i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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