So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she told me i tasted like america
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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