just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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