No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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