Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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