Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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