If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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