Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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