so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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