Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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