HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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