I used to go into the bar with my paperwork after my DUI. The bouncers figured that since I didn't have a valid license and obviously someone else had to drive me til I got a restricted license, that it was okay to let me in the bar to get sloppy drunk.
been there.. lady at the counter didn't want to take it either.. I told her listen, I didn't get dressed up in a suit and walk down the road with a folder of legal papers to buy cigarettes cause i'm 17.. she got it then..
dude...i so did that last week...fuck man. u didn't have ur ID but ur like, shit..i have this ticket with my information on it. suck it gas station man.
one time i was shoulder tapping and asked a girl who had just explained to me how hungover she was to buy me cigs because i was underage. she freaked the hell out and accused me of being an undercover cop. i started laughing and she took that as being she was right.
haha i once used my picture id that gets me into the ER where i was a junior volunteer over the summer. there's no information on it other than my name, but leave it to robos to believe it qualifies!
ps. 11:20 touche'
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