# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Shame - the story of my life.
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