how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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