Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you are never too drunk for berry picking
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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