Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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