Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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