we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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