After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's official drugs can't kill me
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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