It's Friday. Sex?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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