Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When are your genitals available?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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