I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Randomize
