God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize