Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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