I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish you could order shots online.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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