so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I smell like Dick and happiness
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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